JOKES

1.)teacher: this homewok looks like your mother’s hands writing.

Pupils: of course,I use her pen

(2.)teacher: I hope I didn’t see you looking  at Fred’s test paper.

Pupils: I hope you didn’t  see me either !

(3.)father :  how were the exam questions?

Son :easy

Father: that’s why look so unhappy

Son: the questions didn’t give me any trouble, but the answer !

(4.)teacher: Ramu, why are you doing your maths sum on the floor?

Ramu:  you told me to do it without using tables.

(5.)father: son this time,you have to score 90 percentage in your exams

Son: no father I’ll score 100 percentage on my exams

Father: why are you kidding

Son : who started?

(6).teacher; what happened in 1869?

Student;Mahatma Gandhi was born.

N.Ramchurn

Std VI